Friday, August 15, 2008

Defense against unruly paper...

You know what is cool about many of the Feats of Strength I have been learning?
Destroying things? Of course! But there is also the inherent sense of Justice in doing so.
How often has a phone book or deck of cards offended you in some way and there was nothing you could do about it?

Well, thanks to Dennis Rogers, I am no longer powerless against these thoughtless objects and their senseless transgressions against humankind.

Tearing in Toronto. These Coupons flung themselves off the shelf at me and nearly ruined my vacation.

The dreaded Yellow Pages. Appearing on your porch without an invitation, if you bring them in you house they WILL NEVER LEAVE. They will infest your house for years if you don't throw them out. I rip them in half to make sure they NEVER bother anyone again.

Learn to defend yourself against these Paper Villains! Click here to learn how!

1 comment:

Adam said...

Progressing Nicely David!

GIve me a call this week and we can discuse in detail some things to help with those books and cards...